oh.

I forgot how to live

mlr

Jenni : "Today, my soccer team got our warm up t-shirts that say "You can hit on us, but you can't score." After the game, a guy behind my friend asks, "Hey what does the front of your shirt say?" I replied for her, "You can hit on us." He looked at me and my friend and said, "No thanks." FML"
Jenni : uhh
Jenni : i just made a shirt at work that said that
Alex : hahaha
Alex : you contributed to some girls' FML
Jenni : what are the odds?!
Alex : you should start a website
Alex : www.MLR.com
Alex : my life rules
Alex : and just say how you contributed to other people's FML